Subject: Little Johnny is Back
   
   A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.  She
   started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
   up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
   The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No,
   ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
   
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   Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
   her face.  "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
   "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the
   cream with a tissue.
   "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.  "Giving up?"
   
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   The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
   She called on him and said, "Johnny!  What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
   Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
   
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   Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
   police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the
   10 most wanted criminals.  One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
   asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
   "Yes," said the policeman.  "The detectives want very badly to capture
   him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
   picture?"
   
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   smile keep spreading the cheer!